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Simply Reta

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Christian Alexander
May 02, 2026
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This is going to be a blockbuster. Bigger than Viagra. Bigger than fentanyl (I’m reading Empire of Pain right now). And bigger than Advil. So big, that, I wasn’t going to write about it today. Instead I was going to do a big “reveal” when I had lost a ton of weight… but I couldn’t wait. Spring is sprung, retatrutide has arrived from China, and I’m feeli…

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