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Minor Night

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Christian Alexander
Aug 01, 2026
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It’s so reminiscent, I can almost smell the Perry Ellis cologne in the summer air. That was my joint junior year, back when a Polo shirt and a bottle of perfume could transform a young man into Great Gatsby. My friend says we were “middle class cool.” That’s about accurate: we were among the crowd, but middle of the pack.

That was a good place to hide o…

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